Ofsted. It just so happens that some bright spark has made fake signs of the school and put them up outside the gates. They weren’t very nice signs if you catch my drift!
Simon raises his eyebrows and is keen to know more.
Mary: [Confused] Well, why has that caused such a scene?
Richard: Well the signs…erm…they were of the head you know…in a compromising position with the secretary. Now everyone knows about his little affair with that strumpet I guess. It was bound to get out sooner or later.
Simon starts smirking.
Mary: Oh, I see. [Glancing at her watch]. Look, Richard I better park up or I guess we will be next for the firing line. [Starts to drive away]