it’s me? I think I have enough on my plate without this sort of nonsense being thrust my way. Anyway, if you recall, I have a good relationship with senior management, so why should I do anything to damage that?

Jennifer: Yes, that’s true, you are erm how can I say it…in their golden book. You can’t seem to do anything wrong as far as they’re concerned. I’m surprised they’ve not asked you to snoop to see who is writing these amusing little gossip articles.

Mary: [Feeling insulted] I don’t think I am a golden child, if anything I just work hard, do my job and get good results.

We all should be doing that really shouldn’t we? [Stares at the group intently waiting for a response].