Beyond The Classroom Gates Act 3 Scene 1 Page 10

even raise an eyebrow!

Simon: I would do something actually if my mother’s house was on fire, after all it is my humble abode and I do adore dearest mummy. [Sarcastically] I mean who would do my laundry and cook all my meals and let me live there rent free?

Mary: [Sighs] Look, I probably shouldn’t say anything but I will. [Pauses] I was called into Jane’s office before when all that trouble kicked off.

Simon: Oh what did that old bat want from you? [Starts chuckling to himself]

Mary: [Sighs and then frowns at Simon] Well, if you must know she wondered if you were the mysterious culprit responsible for all the drama within the school.