Beyond The Classroom Gates Act 3 Scene 1 Page 11

Simon: [Looks shocked, then starts laughing] What? Me, little old me responsible for that mess or should I say comedy act? I don’t even make the type to wipe my own snot let alone concoct some elaborate scheme to make senior management uncomfortable. Anyway, I’m sure the person behind the whole scheme was probably laughing on a daily basis knowing they were making senior management squirm like that.

Why did you she call you into her office anyway? You’re not a snitch are you?

Mary: Don’t be so absurd. She just wondered if I knew anything that’s all.

Simon: And do you know anything?

Mary: No I don’t. But I have some suspicions.

Simon: Oh, riveting! Do share…